
Whoa! Is There Poop In The Weed I’m Smoking?
One of the downsides to consuming any drug that comes from the illicit market these days is, you just never know where it’s been or what sort of mad science it was packaged with. This is even true in the case of our old pal, marijuana. It’s like one second you’re chiefing out on a seemingly ordinary strain of weed, enjoying all of the slap-stick benefits of quality smoke, when all of a sudden your veins start throbbing to the beat of the music. Then, just as you realize that

CBD Suppositories Are The Next Marijuana Product Craze, Butt Do They Make Sense?
Any story that begins with “It was a Monday morning,” is destined to depress the hell out of the readers and perhaps even ruin the week of the most optimistic grinders in the American workforce. So, let’s just say that this tale I’m about to spill to you fine folks began at some point following a mighty fun weekend of stoned magic, courtesy of the finest legal marijuana being trafficked into the Hoosier highlands. I’m only softening the blow here because the subject matter co


Choking The Chicken Too Tight Can Cause Problems In The Boudoir
Some of us are apparently choking the chicken a little too hard during those daily whack sessions. Under normal circumstances, this wouldn’t be a problem: Jerk and let jerk, you know? But a new report suggests that using a “death grip” to masturbate is complicating matters in the bedroom. Listen, we get it. Being a dude is a pretty fucked up way to go through life, especially since our unofficial second brain dangles between our legs, mocking us at every turn. You may have no

Enough With The 420 Nonsense Already, Marijuana Industry Should Embrace Summer Holidays
Allow me to begin this column by saying that I’m taking next week off. Just try and stop me. No, it’s not that I need an early vacation – although a vacation at all would be nice. I’m trying my best this year to avoid the onslaught of article requests that are destined to come pouring in soon from nearly every cannabis publication known to man asking whether I will write something fun, thoughtful or a combination of those things about the upcoming 420 anniversary. For those o

Here’s The Science Behind Why It’s So Easy To Get Hammered During Backyard BBQs
New research explains that drinking heavily during backyard cookouts has more to do with our brains and less to do with being social. Getting shit-faced drunk with friends and neighbors during those all-important backyard fiestas is a tradition that goes back to the post-World War II generation. It was a nervous time when Americans, presumably still frightened by the idea that sickos like Hitler could still be out there looking for world domination, hit the road to see more o