Smell My F*cking Balls, They're Magnificent!
I often teased that if Dante would have worked fast food before writing “Inferno,” sweaty balls would have been deemed the Ninth Circle of H
Beer Review: Elysian Brewing’s Contact Haze Saved Me From Drowning In Cat Piss
Author’s Note: Being in public relations must really suck. These people sit in an office all day, firing off emails to deadbeat...
Six Warped Hallucinations Men Have While Having Sex On Marijuana
People from all walks of life have been getting stoned as hell on marijuana and screwing each other’s cotton-picking brains out since the...
The Kentucky Doobie: Run For The Reefer Inside The Thunderdome Of The Midwest
Authors Note: In 2014, I was sent by High Times to cover the 140th Kentucky Derby. The tale was never published, until now! There were...
Whoa! Is There Poop In The Weed I’m Smoking?
One of the downsides to consuming any drug that comes from the illicit market these days is, you just never know where it’s been or what...
CBD Suppositories Are The Next Marijuana Product Craze, Butt Do They Make Sense?
Any story that begins with “It was a Monday morning,” is destined to depress the hell out of the readers and perhaps even ruin the week...
Choking The Chicken Too Tight Can Cause Problems In The Boudoir
Some of us are apparently choking the chicken a little too hard during those daily whack sessions. Under normal circumstances, this...
Enough With The 420 Nonsense Already, Marijuana Industry Should Embrace Summer Holidays
Allow me to begin this column by saying that I’m taking next week off. Just try and stop me. No, it’s not that I need an early vacation –...
Here’s The Science Behind Why It’s So Easy To Get Hammered During Backyard BBQs
New research explains that drinking heavily during backyard cookouts has more to do with our brains and less to do with being social....
Metal Up Y’all’s Ass: Heavy As Texas Tortures Journalist During Video Shoot
This heavy metal tale begins with me in the shotgun seat of a 2015 Chevy something or another. Marzi Montazeri (former Phil Anselmo and the
