

I Was Wearing Dirty Underwear When A Google Alert Told Me I Was Dead
I certainly wasn’t dressed for it when I woke up last Saturday morning to a Google alert, saying that I was found dead. “Maybe a little hung

Beer Review: Elysian Brewing’s Contact Haze Saved Me From Drowning In Cat Piss
Author’s Note: Being in public relations must really suck. These people sit in an office all day, firing off emails to deadbeat...


Metal Up Y’all’s Ass: Heavy As Texas Tortures Journalist During Video Shoot
This heavy metal tale begins with me in the shotgun seat of a 2015 Chevy something or another. Marzi Montazeri (former Phil Anselmo and the