Author’s Note: Being in public relations must really suck. These people sit in an office all day, firing off emails to deadbeat journalists in hopes of gaining some media coverage for their clients. Most of the time they get ignored. Hell, I personally dodge hundreds of them every stinking day. And on the rare occasion that I do spot something enticing and reach out with some interest in doing a story, the email exchange is about as boring as it gets – kind of like boning through a hole in a sheet. Why, yes, I’m interested in trying that product. Please send whatever you have to the following address. So, during the pandemic, I figured I’d give them a little more. While countless PR people continued to hammer me with emails, presumably from their homes, I hit a few of them back with some literary voodoo that none of them were expecting. Is it fiction or actual accounts of these crazy times in America? Well, that’s up to you to decide.
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Hello! Your message couldn’t have come at a better time. You see, I took up gator wrestling a few months back as a way to get through the COVID debacle without dying of boredom and, well, let’s just say those big-ass dinosaur-lizard beasts are strong! Thankfully, I still have all of my fingers and toes, but my neck and shoulders are freaking killing me. So yes, please send over the recovery balm and the self-message deal that your email speaks of. I’ll take them for a test ride... or roll.
You get the gist of it.
Send materials to:
XXXX Bellemeade Avenue
Evansville, Indiana 47714
Looking forward to it.
Wow! I would never be brave enough to go alligator wrestling – that is extremely impressive! That must have been quite an adventure. Was this your first time doing it?
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First and last, SoYeon. First and last. You see, what nobody tells you is not only will those dead eyed fuckers try to roll and eat you (asshole and all), but they'll also try to make babies with you. Ever seen a crocodile pecker, SoYeon? Well, it ain't pretty. If you ask me, it kind of looks like an alien straight out of the poon cocoon. It also looks a whole lot like a dick, so take that for what it's worth. It's complicated, freaky and I don't want to be on wrong end of it. Oh, and get this shit, SoYeon. It's permanently erect, too! Yep, croc cocks are hard 24/7. Uh-uh-fucking-uh, I learned a long time ago never to mess with anything that's always ready to fuck something. So that's it for me, SoYeon. Enough is enough with all of that gator shit. I'm thinking about moving on to wombats. I've heard through the grapevine that those bastards can't fight for shit!